allthesmallwords:

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

prince-of-mametown:

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

#TheMilkWarsOf2014

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

lehnsherr-xavierr:

ronaldkn0x:


one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god

cleaning

lehnsherr-xavierr:

ronaldkn0x:

one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god

cleaning
relatable post

softvillage:

when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado

coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already

If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.

Zora Neale Hurston (via noldarling)

Keep on keep in’ on, Ferguson

(via fuck-yeah-feminist)

My biggest lesson.

(via shewantdapharmd)

unclefather:

this is photoshopped. skeletons are not capable of love.

khurtcobain:

who even is straight anymore