So I asked the people at Domino’s to draw me a french horn. This was the out come and it’s awesome. A little off but it’s awesome.
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
This is so funny
Omg but I’m depressed his ass is nicer than mine
BUT NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THE GUY WHO JUST STRAIGHT UP TELLS HIM HE HAS A NICE ASS, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast