MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
it is not your fault if you fail. you are made up of billions of cells. it is their fault
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i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings
me when writing an essay
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular
My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me