videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
gammastrahlen:

I would like it in the color please

gammastrahlen:

I would like it in the color please

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

image

correct

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

sniffing:

WAIT WHAT

sniffing:

WAIT WHAT

nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.