prostitourettes:

you came to the right neighborhood here take some lemonade

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

ozei:

took this of lauren in our hotel room in new york back in january, i posted it in black and white and the notes are unbelievable but i think the colored version is really amazing as well

ozei:

took this of lauren in our hotel room in new york back in january, i posted it in black and white and the notes are unbelievable but i think the colored version is really amazing as well

poupon:

miguelmarquezoutside:

Park sign installed today.

1. hurt yourself

2. nap

3. ???? h uman contact?????

4. hurt yourself

5. imagine everyone is dead

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

susemoji:

lordemusic:

moods, washington

when scrolling through this i thought ‘wow dis girl look like lorde’ and then i was like ‘haha i am the correct’

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

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cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser