the greatest scene in all of modern cinema
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time
Oh my god
when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado
life hack: don’t join tumblr
Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already
Zora Neale Hurston (via noldarling)
Keep on keep in’ on, Ferguson(via fuck-yeah-feminist)
My biggest lesson.(via shewantdapharmd)
this is photoshopped. skeletons are not capable of love.
who even is straight anymore