How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

565mae10:

565mae10:

GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?

VELMA IS 15.

FRED IS 16.

DAPHNE IS 16.

SHAGGY IS 17.

SCOOBY IS 7.

WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

perftag:

u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

natjax:

natjax:

In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night

Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular

venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me